Wizard Pushes Old lady Down Manhole

Saturday afternoon just outside of Cooperstown, NY police reported to a call about a man dressed as a wizard that allegedly pushed an old lady down a manhole cover. When the police questioned the man, they found he was clearly a rank 10 wizard. Being forced to call in the experts to translate, they immediately phoned up Danial Radcliff. When Mr. Potter arrived, he bravely played the man in a game of quidditch to determine his reasoning for pushing the old lady. The wizard stated that his reason for pushing the old lady was that “She wouldn’t battle my Pokémon”. The police placed the man in cuffs, and he was appointed to “Guantanamo Bay school for wizardry” to be retaught how to properly use his magic. The fire department assisted in pulling the old woman from the manhole. When she was up paramedics noticed she was quite flustered, so they gave her a carton of milk to calm her down. Once calm, the lady exclaimed, “I was walking home from my rock climbing seminar when a man that was 5’11”, dressed in a long purple robe with gleaming stars placed exactly 3 inches apart from each other with a diameter of 2 inches on each star, and a black wizard hat that stood exactly 17 inches tall, with a brim circumference of 74.4 inches.” The woman was relieved to hear the authorities caught the man being that she didn’t get a good look at his face. After the lady was checked over by the paramedics, she was released and escorted home by the chief of police. Reports have shown that attacks similar to this one had been rising at an alarming rate, law enforcements recommend traveling in herds when running your daily errands throughout the city.